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Eh-Ggravated
Eh-Ggravated
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EH-GGgravated ASS-ault T-Shirt
It’s a federal honk-fense.
When diplomacy fails, sometimes a goose has to take matters into its own wings. This hilariously unhinged tee features Canada’s feistiest bird delivering a solid tail-end whoopin’ to a shocked donkey. Whether you're repping Northern sass or just love outrageous puns, this one’s a certified conversation starter.
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Bold vintage-style artwork on a clean white tee
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Soft, comfy cotton perfect for stirring up trouble
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Pun-loaded and proudly Canadian
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Features a goose, an ass, and a whole lot of attitude
Fair warning: may cause spontaneous honking.
Specifications:
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double needle stitching throughout
- Tear away label
This product requires no minimum purchase and is made on-demand.
GARMENT SPECIFICATION
How to measure:
SIZING GUIDE
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
| S | 28" | 18" | 15.62" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 18.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22.87" |
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